1. 3 years ago 

    Ding dong. Heres your flowers you fucking jerkoff.

    After delivering flowers for a day I’ve learned a few things.

    First off people like it when you bring them pizza way more than when you bring flowers.  When you show up at someone’s door with flowers when the sun is down they look at you like you’re there to rape them.  If I was going to rape someone atleast I brought flowers.  I think it qualifies as a date.

    Also everyone that works there is a retard.  I’m not going back.  I now hate flowers, flower children, flower power, and flour.

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