1. 3 years ago 

    N.W.A. was right, man.

    So I’m leaving a job interview that I had at like 4 A.M. and heading down North Ave. when I’m like fuck it instead of going to my apartment I’m going to my parents house to eat their food and watch their TV.

    Anyways, I bust a right on Cicero to cut though to 55 and got pulled over. The officer told me it was because I was white and no white people are ever in that area at that hour unless they’re buying drugs. This is the second time that has happened to my in my life but the first time was awesome because the cop told Butler he was going to arrest him for having a harmonica in his glove box.

    Also they wouldn’t believe I was coming back from an interview. Yeah it’s late but seriously you cock you’re not the only one that works at night. The other officer kept asking if I had a resume to prove I was on an interview. Was this guy born with a job? Has he no fucking clue that you use a resume to get an interview and not the other way around? Besides I’m a fucking adult. I can stay out all night, drive wherever the hell I want, and eat fucking candy for dinner.


    When they were walking away one of them said ” Well at least next time you decide to take a shortcut use the turn lane” (which I did.) Hows about next time you pull someone over you make sure they’ve commited a crime instead of wasting my time with your douche bagery.

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